juicylouture:

what if one day

arwenlalaith:

when you have the perfect picture in your head of how you want your story to turn out and then you actually write it and

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

colfr:

so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat

Yes those are dolphins and shells.

But wait until you open the fucking thing

Oh yes

my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT

I am so fucking done